Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

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First of all, NEVER WATCH IT
Secondly, Holy Craphole, Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrek_%2…

(If you're too lazy to click that, here's what it says:)

"Shrek is love, Shrek is life. Shrek, with the help of nothing but an onion, created the universe. Shrek is known for his massive, eshrekt ogresized cock, which he uses to reward his follow shrekiests by having shrex with them whenever they have performed good actions according to the Ogre Bible. Shrek has a lot of layers, (69 to be precise) which he explains to Donkey in the first movie. I think it's safe to say that no further description is needed. Peace be upon him."


Uhm, yeah.

Thirdly, NEVER EVER WATCH IT

And last but not least, here's the video:

Oh dear Jeezus my childhood is ruined
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